H O M E M E D I A C A L E N D A R A L B U M S B I O P R E S S C O N T A C T L I N X

 

M E T A L   V A L H A L L A

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They say that metal's dead - who cares, so what?

 

I long for the days of leather, motor bikes, and sluts.

 

Heavy metal will come back - beat your drums with a baseball bat!

 

Alternative music - alternative to what? I make better music with my butt.

 

Breaking bones and ripping flesh. Trailer trash, mullets, and incest.
I pick my teeth up off the bar room floor, I kicked your ass and slammed your dick in the door, brutha.